Looking for a thrill? Ever wondered what it would be like to disappear? Do you want to enter the world of a high-stakes, dangerous real-life abduction?
Kidnap Solutions may be the cure for what ails you.
Kidnap Solutions will whisk you right off the streets, blindfold you and drive you to our undisclosed location. There you will be grilled, pressed and tortured until we get what we need… And you get what you want! All for an affordable one-time fee!
Features may include:
NO BATHROOM BREAKS!
Waterboarding (upon request)
Tasers (upon request)
Or maybe psychoanalysis isn’t giving you the desired results you need to make that drastic change in your life. Kidnap Solutions fully-immersive exposure therapy has been known to cure:
Addiction to Nicotine
Sex and/or Love Addiction
Contact us today for your free consultation!
Phone (818) 533-8738